I’ve had only one person complain about the splash babies – he thought they made me seem like candidate who is not serious. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am unconventional, but lack nothing when it comes to gravitas. If elected, I will do my utmost to serve the people of California, and use the power of the office to fulfill the promises I’ve made while running. The babies illustrate my commitment to a future California, to a cause greater than myself. I will serve the little people, all of us, and those to come.